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Just grab a few easy to find supplies: a basket or bucket, root beer, vanilla ice cream, ice cream scoop, and some fun straws.

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Valentine’s Day is a function of time, or, f(♥x) = dirty weekend. Buy no flowers from a hospital gift shop after your grandpa’s hernia operation. You’ve a) used the word girlfriend out loud, b) found her stray underwear in your gym bag, and c) taken yourself off Tinder. To the baseline of flowers candy, add the Nice Dinner. Somewhere quiet—if a DJ is spinning beats to dry-hump to, save it for next weekend. You know that signature dish your last girlfriend liked? Think ambiance, candles, wine—and, hey, how about that, she’s already at your place when the bottle’s empty! You’ve met her folks, deleted pics of your ex, and she has several nude selfies of you with your face in them. Do not ask her what she wants—she wants everything she did before, only better, more, and harder.

Her chocolates can’t be purchased at the same store as your condoms.

And it’s time to start sharing some new Valentines day ideas. First up is a gift for your love, a friend, neighbor, teacher….anyone really. Print out this Float Your Boat printable, attach with some ribbon and deliver.

Mercury turns direct in your romantic sector stirring up a mix of romantic sentiment and nostalgia while the doors are still open to the past relationships and second chances. New Moon in your sign is a reminder that it is time to move on.

Also, she’s allergic to roses and offended by restaurants that jack up prices for a saint beheaded 1,746 years ago in Rome. The happiest couples are those who remember the beginning, science says.

Now that that’s off your chest, follow this formula guaranteed to make her swoon at every stage of your relationship on this completely imaginary yet crucial annual event. Try to make a good impression: E-cards are not actually cards. (She has those dick pics, genius.) Step up everything from the first two stages—flowers ( approaches infinity, Valentine’s Day is a Where’s Waldo? Do not buy household gifts: Trash compactor ≠ romance. She isn’t going to leave you, just make your life miserable till you get it right. This is such a layup: You’ve spent years banking a roster of excellent ideas from which you have to pick only one: candy-heart haiku.

But instead of just enjoying candy from your mom, now you have to stress about what to get him.

When in doubt, just remember: sports, gadgets, food, repeat.